Jake: My parents are splitting up.
Charlie: Yeah, looks that way. You're lucky. When I was a kid I could only dream about my parents splitting up.
Jake: Your mom is my grandma.
Charlie: Yeah.
Jake: Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment.
Charlie: Yeah, looks that way. You're lucky. When I was a kid I could only dream about my parents splitting up.
Jake: Your mom is my grandma.
Charlie: Yeah.
Jake: Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment.
Jake : My parents are splitting up.
Charlie : Yeah, looks that way. You're lucky. When I was a kid I could only dream about my parents splitting up.
Jake : Your mom is my grandma.
Charlie : Yeah.
Jake : Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment.
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