Jake: Why is your head exploding?
Charlie: Well, I drank a little too much wine last night.
Jake: If it makes you feel bad, why do you drink it?
Charlie: Nobody likes a wiseass, Jake.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what... here's twenty. That should cover me until lunch.
Charlie: Well, I drank a little too much wine last night.
Jake: If it makes you feel bad, why do you drink it?
Charlie: Nobody likes a wiseass, Jake.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what... here's twenty. That should cover me until lunch.
Jake : Why is your head exploding?
Charlie : Well, I drank a little too much wine last night.
Jake : If it makes you feel bad, why do you drink it?
Charlie : Nobody likes a wiseass, Jake.
Jake : You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie : Tell you what... here's twenty. That should cover me until lunch.
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