Jeremy: This is from Mistress Goth, from the e-mail and she wants you to be her dungeon bitch. (Audience laughs) I'm not joking. Dungeon bitch.
Richard: (stammers and looks uncomfortable)
Jeremy: (interrupting) She says, no, no, she says that you won't have to walk around on your knees because he's so short he'd be a perfect foot rest.
Richard: Again, I'm thinking no.
Jeremy: Okay, well, just before you make your mind up we've got a photograph. We've actually went onto our website and here's the picture.
Richard: Oh my! She is a sturty girl, isn't she?
Jeremy: If she's looking for a hat stand I'm available.

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