Jeremy: I actually took a photograph of these two [Richard and James] just after they'd arrived.
Richard: Ah.
Jeremy: Would you like to see it?
Audience: Yes!
Jeremy: Put, put it up.
[audience laughs at photo of Richard and James in motorcycling leathers]
Richard: Granted, that's not how we looked in our minds.
Jeremy: [singing] It's fun to stay at the YMCA, it's fun to stay at the Y...
James: But that's an illustration of why we don't want to wear crash helmets. You will kill yourself; but at least when they lay you out at your funeral you won't have helmet hair.
Jeremy: I suppose you could all dress up as red Indians and construction workers, that's another option.
James: What you don't know is that we do.

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