Top Chef quotes

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Betty: Marcel went for that pig's blood. Kinda looks like a vampire, don't you think?

Brian: [about Hung's crazy Smurf-inspired dish] I have no idea what this guy's on.. but I want some!

Brian: I'm real scared for my buddy CJ over there! [laughs]

Brian: This is my "Honkey-Tonk-Whiskey-River-Drunken Elk Shank."

Brian: [telling the chefs he has been sent home] Elvis has left the building.

Candice: [to Stephen] Obviously you're a tool and a douche bag!

Carlos: [after being asked why it took him four hours to prepare his salad] If you're saying that I sat on my butt --

Carlos: [after being dismissed from the competition] I'm going to go home and have a margarita.

Carlos: [after Tom Colicchio made a negative remark about his dish] It may not have been my crowning achievement, but I didn't think it was crap on a plate.

Carlos: I came here for my Top Chef diploma, and I may not graduate, but I definitely got an education.

Casey: Why are these plates so small?!?

Casey: I did remind them over the break that I was kicking their ass for a while!

CJ: [about Anthony Bourdain] He's not afraid to eat a brain out of a live monkey.

CJ: [about Hung's performance in the Quickfire] He came off as a freaking douche.

CJ: If there was another Spice Girl, it would be Crepe Spice.