Directed by Boris Damast. Written by Ben Edlund.
Characters
TickPatrick Warburton · 40 quotes
ArthurDavid Burke · 19 quotes
BatmanuelNestor Carbonell · 14 quotes
Captain LibertyLiz Vassey · 12 quotes
GMrs. Glick3 quotes
Most scenes together: Tick & Arthur (11), Batmanuel & Captain Liberty (6), Tick & Mrs. Glick (3)
[Arthur is on a gurney, while the Tick runs alongside with hospital personnel.]
Arthur is broken! Gimme two hundred cc's of tender loving care, stat!
...
Say, you think you could soup him up a bit?
DDoctor
Excuse me?
Maybe give him a metal arm with a laser in it, or something.
Yes. I'm anal retentive. Fine. Believe me, I would change that if I could.
Good Lord, man, retain that anus! One day its fruit may be the only thing that stands between us and total oblivion!
[holding up crossed fingers] We've been like this ever since — thick as thieves! Well... without all the stealin' and maraudin' and so forth.
[The Tick is on the phone with the Terror, a legendary supervillain.]
TThe Terror
Aw, leave me alone. I'm a hundred and twelve years old, I'm done.
Don't be an Adolf Quitler!
...
TTerror
You think you can take me, do ya?
You got that right, you big weenie.
TTerror
Bah! I'll fold you into my wallet and spend you on a whore!
...
TTerror
That tears it! I'm gonna tuck you in for a dirt nap, you Betty!
Giving the Tick the Terror's phone number was like giving a, a child a loaded gun — pointing at me!
We are not triumphant! All we did was crank-call an old man and-and give him a heart attack.
Wasn't Plan A, but it did the trick.
When you get in bed with evil incarnate, it always steals the covers.
I almost get killed a lot.
[With a scorpion on his chest.] Hello...I got the poison lobster here.
Directed by Bo Welch. Written by David Sacks.
[Arthur, in costume, has bumped into a girl he had a crush on in high school.]
SWStacy Waxman
Do you want to go to dinner tomight?
Very badly. But I'll have to —
SStacy
Change? Don't you dare!
You... want me to wear the suit?
SStacy
Definitely! Dinner with a superhero — who wouldn't wanna be me tonight?
Well, Zordox, for one... Kid Psycho... the A-Hole...
Herein you see the power of the suit. Women cannot resist the suit. Men cannot resist the suit. Dogs —
Yeah, I get it. So you think she's only talking to me because of the suit?
I am only talking to you because of the suit.
Batmanuel is a jealous ex-lover. If he cannot see you naked, then nobody can.
Wow. I'm not sure if that's romantic or just extra creepy.
JJudge
Make it fast!
Batmanuel never makes it fast. That is, unless the husband is in the other room.
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