The Office (US) quotes
370 total quotesJim: There's gotta be a better way to do this. This is literally how they built the pyramids.
Dwight: Well, they whipped people, which was helpful.
Dwight: Well, they whipped people, which was helpful.
Pam: Dwight, am I hot right now?

Dwight: Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction.
Pam: What about before? Was I attractive before?

Dwight: Meh. You were at your most attractive when you were 24 with a slight, gradual decline and a steep drop-off when you got pregnant for the first time. Gradual recovery and, uh, well now, obviously, you're at an all-time low.
Dwight: Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction.
Pam: What about before? Was I attractive before?

Dwight: Meh. You were at your most attractive when you were 24 with a slight, gradual decline and a steep drop-off when you got pregnant for the first time. Gradual recovery and, uh, well now, obviously, you're at an all-time low.
Robert: Here's what it is, it's a doodle. Some people doodle at work when they let their mind run. They draw houses, penises. Funny how the houses are always colonials and the penises are always circumcised, don't you think?
Robert: The situation you described, returning home to a wife complaining about her paper being too masculine, is not one I'm familiar with.
Robert: There's something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional.
Toby: [about Dwight] Every Halloween, I tell him the same thing: "You can't bring weapons into the office." And every year, he says the same thing: "As soon as I get my weapons back, I'm gonna kill you."
Toby: Do you know her last name yet?
Gabe: Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow because she's gonna be screaming it tonight.
Toby: She's going to be screaming her own last name?
Gabe: Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow because she's gonna be screaming it tonight.
Toby: She's going to be screaming her own last name?
Toby: You know it's not just pregnant women who don't get their due. You know who's gorgeous? Helen Mirren.

Ryan: Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing.
Toby: You know what would be the hottest thing ever? It's a pregnant Helen Mirren.

Ryan: Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing.
Toby: You know what would be the hottest thing ever? It's a pregnant Helen Mirren.