The Muppet Show quotes

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Statler and Waldorf: (singing) Why don't they make things funny?

Statler: Ever gone to a witch doctor?
Waldorf: They're all witch. Ever heard of a poor doctor? (Both laughed)

Waldorf: Yes, the frog is certainly taking a beating on this show.
Statler: It's hard to feel sorry for him. We take a beating every show.