Floyd: Me and the gang have decided not to end our gig here.
Kermit: Oh, good!
Floyd: If...
Kermit: Uh-huh? If what?
Floyd: If I can write the new theme song.
Kermit: Oh! Oh, that'll be fine with me.
Floyd: No, it won't, man.
Kermit: Uh, why not?
Floyd: You'll hate my music! You won't understand it!
Kermit: Well, now listen here. I-I'm pretty hip too, you know.
Floyd: Not hip enough. Nobody understands my music. I mean, I don't even understand it.
Kermit: You don't?
Floyd: If I didn't know I was a genius, I wouldn't listen to the trash I write.

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