Blanche: Let's talk about you, it looks like you've lost a little weight, sugar.
Virginia: I have.
Blanche: You know, at your age when you lose weight your skin just...hangs there, like...like leaves on a willow.
Virginia: I haven't lost that much, I don't think that's happened yet.
Blanche: Well I don't know. If I were you I sure wouldn't wave goodbye.
Virginia: And if I were you, I sure wouldn't jog without a muumuu.
Blanche: Is that so, well just let me tell you somethin' missy.....
Virginia: Oh Blanche, please, let's not do this. Let's grow up, for God's sake. We have done this our whole lives long, let's call an end to it, okay?
Blanche: Sure, whatever. So, you thinkin' about gettin' a face lift? For your, how do I put this delicately.....turkey waddle or what?

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