Uncle Jesse Duke
Characters
Shepherd to lost Sheep, Shepherd to lost Sheep.
That J. D. Hogg is more crooked than a dog's hind leg.
J.D. HOGG!
Bo Duke
Cooter Davenport
Breaker 1, Breaker 1. I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Craaaazy Cooter comin' atcha, any y'all Dukes out there on the Hazzard net, come on?
BHBoss Hogg
Blood is thicker than water, but money is thicker than blood.
RRosco
Boss, whose side are we on?
BBoss
Whose do you think? The winnin' side!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
I'm gonna cuff ya and stuff ya.
This is Sheriff RosCO... P. Coltrane here.
You dipstick!
Kew, Kew, I love it, I love it!
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