Clair: [as Amanda] Welcome to Amanda's Furniture City! Where money talks and nobody walks. If you like it you touch it, if you break it you buy it. If you don't see it we don't have it but we will get it. Now what can I do for you?
...
Clair: You are in luck! Because here at Furniture City, we accept all major credit cards.
Theo: I don't have any of those.
Amanda: You are in luck! Because here at Furniture City, we accept personal checks.
Theo: I don't have any personal checks.
Amanda: Then you are about to leave Furniture City!
Theo: Mom!
Cockroach: That's Amanda!
Theo: Cockroach!
Cockroach: That's Mr. Dansbury to you!

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