'[Sheldon reveals that Leonard betrayed both Raj and Howard's trust by sleeping with Raj's sister, Priya]
Raj: [getting up to leave] I don't believe it. This is a terrible betrayal of my trust.
Leonard: No, no - would it help if I told you that I offered her my heart and that she kind of stomped on it?
Raj: ... How hard did she stomp?
Leonard: Very hard!
Raj: Okay, I'm good. [Sits back down]
Howard: Raj, I just want to say I'd never betray your trust. Unlike Leonard, I respect you.
Leonard: Really? Was it out of respect that you didn't tell Raj about the time you dropped his iPhone in a urinal?
Raj: [horrified] DUDE, I PUT THAT THING ON MY FACE!
Sheldon: I think a more amusing violation of Raj's trust is when Howard convinced him that foreigners give presents to Americans on Thanksgiving.
Howard: Hey, I didn't see you giving back your Snoopy Snow-cone maker!
Raj: That was all a lie!? This year's gifts are already wrapped!
Howard: And as long as we're talking about betraying our friends, how about the month Sheldon spent grinding up insects and mixing them into Leonard's food?
[Leonard looks horrified]
Sheldon: Well, excuse me! That was not a betrayal. That was an experiment to determine at what concentration food starts tasting "mothy."
Leonard: YOU PUT MOTHS IN MY FOOD!?!?!?
Sheldon: For science.
'Raj": I can't believe you kissed my sister with moth mouth!
Leonard: Well, I can't believe you used Sheldon's toothbrush!
Sheldon: YOU USED MY TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!
Raj: Not the brush part, just the little rubber thing to pick food from my teeth and massage my gums.
[Sheldon starts blinking furiously]

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