Fez: Laurie: well, look who the whore dragged in, herself. May I remind you you're married?
Laurie: Oh, that's okay. The guy from last night was married, too.
[Red and Kitty walk in from the kitchen]
Fez: What is your problem?
Red: Oh, are you two at it again? Your green card is on the way. [to Kitty] I thought this marriage was over.
Kitty: Laurie, I gave you fifty dollars last week to go down to the courthouse and file for divorce. What happened?
Laurie: Well, I had to get a new makeup mirror and some wine.
Red: Tomorrow we're going to the courthouse. [Red and Kitty walk away.]
Fez: Hmmmm, the courthouse is across town. I wonder if you can make it all the way there without sleeping with someone?
Laurie: I bet I can make it there without sleeping with you. [Laurie walks away.]
Fez: Bitch.
Laurie: Oh, that's okay. The guy from last night was married, too.
[Red and Kitty walk in from the kitchen]
Fez: What is your problem?
Red: Oh, are you two at it again? Your green card is on the way. [to Kitty] I thought this marriage was over.
Kitty: Laurie, I gave you fifty dollars last week to go down to the courthouse and file for divorce. What happened?
Laurie: Well, I had to get a new makeup mirror and some wine.
Red: Tomorrow we're going to the courthouse. [Red and Kitty walk away.]
Fez: Hmmmm, the courthouse is across town. I wonder if you can make it all the way there without sleeping with someone?
Laurie: I bet I can make it there without sleeping with you. [Laurie walks away.]
Fez: Bitch.
Fez : Laurie: well, look who the whore dragged in, herself. May I remind you you're married?
Laurie : Oh, that's okay. The guy from last night was married, too.
[Red and Kitty walk in from the kitchen]
Fez : What is your problem?
Red : Oh, are you two at it again? Your green card is on the way. [to Kitty] I thought this marriage was over.
Kitty : Laurie, I gave you fifty dollars last week to go down to the courthouse and file for divorce. What happened?
Laurie : Well, I had to get a new makeup mirror and some wine.
Red : Tomorrow we're going to the courthouse. [Red and Kitty walk away.]
Fez : Hmmmm, the courthouse is across town. I wonder if you can make it all the way there without sleeping with someone?
Laurie : I bet I can make it there without sleeping with you. [Laurie walks away.]
Fez : Bitch.
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