Danny in “The Christmas Show”

I've been married twice before, and I'm a recovering cocaine addict, and I know that's no woman's dream of a man -- or of a father. Nonetheless, I believe I'm falling in love with you. If you wanna run I understand. But you better get a good head start, 'cause I'm coming for you, Jordan.

[A squirrel-cheeked Jordan stares at him, speechless.]

You should go ahead and chew that sandwich now.