Nip/Tuck quotes
349 total quotesDr. Jordan: I couldn't believe it when I saw your name on my appointment sheet. What happened to your nose?
Christian: That's why I'm here. I broke it during a game of hoops with the boys. I'm looking to have a rhinoplasty A.S.A.P. How's your schedule?
Christian: That's why I'm here. I broke it during a game of hoops with the boys. I'm looking to have a rhinoplasty A.S.A.P. How's your schedule?
Dr. Jordan: No moles, but I'd recommend some lipo for those hips.
Christian: Are you saying I have love handles? I do not have love handles.
Dr. Jordan: Not that they are noticeable to the untrained eye, but to a professional...
Christian: Hey, I am a professional, sweetheart. Don't try and sell me something I don't need. Men half my age want to look as good as this, okay? You're the one who needs work done, doctor. Lasik.
Christian: Are you saying I have love handles? I do not have love handles.
Dr. Jordan: Not that they are noticeable to the untrained eye, but to a professional...
Christian: Hey, I am a professional, sweetheart. Don't try and sell me something I don't need. Men half my age want to look as good as this, okay? You're the one who needs work done, doctor. Lasik.
Erica: Do you have a subconscious desire to harm me?
Sean: I assure you, Erica, any desire I have to harm you is entirely conscious.
Sean: I assure you, Erica, any desire I have to harm you is entirely conscious.
Erica: When I said you should make the most out of yourself I wasn't referring to your bra size.
Gina: [to Christian] In case you have forgotton, there is no law against having multiple sexual partners, or you will be on death row.
Gina: I don't want my child around cheap common whores.
Christian: He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore.
Christian: He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore.
Girl at bar: What are you doing?
Christian: Exhibiting a feat of modern technological daring by programming my number into your cell. Thus, proving that I'm a modern man of my times.
Christian: Exhibiting a feat of modern technological daring by programming my number into your cell. Thus, proving that I'm a modern man of my times.
Girl: It might be nice if you paid me a little attention first.
Christian: First come, first served? Why didn't you say so. Saddle up.
Christian: First come, first served? Why didn't you say so. Saddle up.
Julia: He's not your son.
Sean: What are you talking about? I was there when he was conceived. I pulled him out of you when he was born. He's everything like me; too emotionally shut off, he's tuned in his head. This thing with Ava... is completely not McNamara like, I'll give you that. Is that what you're trying to say? Is that what you're saying?!
Julia: I didn't mean--
Sean: Just answer me! I am Matt's father!
Julia: Christian is!
Sean: What are you talking about? I was there when he was conceived. I pulled him out of you when he was born. He's everything like me; too emotionally shut off, he's tuned in his head. This thing with Ava... is completely not McNamara like, I'll give you that. Is that what you're trying to say? Is that what you're saying?!
Julia: I didn't mean--
Sean: Just answer me! I am Matt's father!
Julia: Christian is!
Julia: Loss is a part of life. You can't really care for something or someone until you realize that one day, they may be gone. And when they do go, we feel as if everything goes with them and we feel like we'll never really care about anything again. But we do. And we discover that that loss was a gift, that helps us appreciate all of the things we still have.
Julia: You slept with my mother.
Christian: Once. At your wedding.
Julia: Also at my wedding?
Christian: So, I see she offered up full disclosure.
Christian: Once. At your wedding.
Julia: Also at my wedding?
Christian: So, I see she offered up full disclosure.
Liz: [sensing the tension between Christian and Sean in the operating room] Is this pistols at 20 paces or is someone gonna get to work here?
Liz: [to Christian's broken nose] What happened to you? Husband come home early from work?
Liz: I loved being a Catholic when I was a kid. The drama of it. The feeling that there was a mysterious man in the heavens watching out for you.
Sean: When did you lapse?
Liz: When I became a pro-choice lesbian.
Sean: When did you lapse?
Liz: When I became a pro-choice lesbian.