Christian: Sorry I'm late.
Principal Wentworth: Have a seat, Mr. McNamara.
Christian: It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy.
Principal Wentworth: I'm confused. I thought you were his father.
Christian: I am. I'm his, uh, biological father.
Matt: I have two dads.
Principal Wentworth: Well, was there a divorce? Oh, got it. Two dads. Emily Willis has two mommies. We're seeing more and more of this.
Christian: Matt's father is my partner, Dr. Sean McNamara.
Principal Wentworth: I understand.
Matt: They're not gay, Miss Wentworth. My Mom slept with Christian before she married my Dad.
Adrian: Technically, I don't have any father figures, but Matt's living in my house and screwing my Mom, so I pretend he's my Dad.
Ava: It's true, Miss Wentworth. Matt and I are lovers. I was his life coach.
Adrian: You see, Matt has a problem. He's a premature ejaculator.
Principal Wentworth: OK, enough. I deal with dysfunctional families on a daily basis. And trust me, everyone has a story, and none of you are that special.

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