Christian: Well, we had a case a couple of years ago... Remember, Sean? This woman came into our office. She burned her lips off in a cooking accident.
Sean: Right, we had to do a graft using skin from her vagina. The only problem was, her husband didn't like oral sex, so she couldn't let him know where the skin came from.
Christian: We called her Pussy Lips. I'd watch a show with pussy lips on it.
Freddy Prune: How soon can you start?
Christian: We're not interested in just being consultants, Mr. Prune.
Sean: We're not?
Christian: We want producer credits and the occasional line.

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