Nip/Tuck quotes
349 total quotesChristian: [discussing the force majeure clause in the partnership contract] But there's gotta be a statute of limitation on this.
Sean: There is no statute of limitation for being a back-stabbing asshole.
Sean: There is no statute of limitation for being a back-stabbing asshole.
Christian: [giving Sean bedroom advice] Have you tried doing the alphabet? Women are right-brained. They are instinctive and verbal. Want to be a better lover? Work on your language skills.
Christian: [in Sean's California operating room] Nurse, it's quieter than an ant's fart in here. Go play some music.
Season 5
Season 5
Christian: [pointing to an overweight patient and referring to Liz's wish to become a mother] Not fair, they let him get pregnant.
Christian: [refering to Merrill, who is dressed in a white suit] You look like a Q-Tip.
Christian: [referring to Conor's birth] So he was born. He won't even remember it. [Edit] Call me when your kid needs stitches or learn how to tie a Windsor knot.
Christian: [referring to Matt's marriage to Kimber] That's like saying we should be happy if you're a drug addict and just scored a bag of heroin.
Christian: [Referring to prolonging Momma Boone's surgery of separating her from the couch] She's not Julia, Sean. The separation can't go on forever.
Christian: [referring to Sean] He was my mirror, you know? I'd look at him and see who I was.
Kimber: Baby, you can't depend on mirrors. They can make you look fat or old or too thin. And Sean's made you look small. Way smaller than you are.
Kimber: Baby, you can't depend on mirrors. They can make you look fat or old or too thin. And Sean's made you look small. Way smaller than you are.
Christian: [referring to the ass bandit] Why would someone do that?
Liz: For the thrill of getting away with it, or maybe because brown is the new black.
Liz: For the thrill of getting away with it, or maybe because brown is the new black.
Christian: [referring to the cadaver] Sean, we've got to switch heads.
Sean: No, we're not. [Edit] Practice makes perfect.
Christian: Practice on what? Mr. Potato Head? There is only one way. Kill Ms. Grubman and practice on her.
Sean: No, we're not. [Edit] Practice makes perfect.
Christian: Practice on what? Mr. Potato Head? There is only one way. Kill Ms. Grubman and practice on her.
Christian: [referring to the threat of a malpractice lawsuit] I don't know what our options are, Sean. I've worked too hard to end up at 40 saying, "Hi, welcome to Cinnabon. How may I help you?"
Christian: [referring to Wilbur] I love him. I love him more than I´ve ever loved anyone or anything in my life. Cicely´s right. I´ve held hundreds of women in my bed and counted the minutes till the sun came up and I could get rid of them. But when it´s late at night and that little boy is asleep in my arms I wish the Earth could just freeze there forever.
Christian: [saying farewell to Wilbur] Never give a girl your number, always take hers. Keeps you in control. No American cars. German, Italian, or the occasional English. Treat yourself to a barber shop shave once a month. Take a beautiful girl to Florence and eat at the Enoteca. Talk to Marino, he'll take care of you. Tell him you're my son. Don't take any crap from anyone, you're better than that. But.. try to be good to people. Never get too jaded to care. Remember me. Remember me."
Christian: [to Erica] Why would I consider using a condom? You haven't had a pregnancy scare since Gabe Kaplan was a celebrity.