Monty Python's Flying Circus quotes
109 total quotesWaitress: You can't have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage without the Spam.
Mrs. Bun: Why not?!
Waitress: Well, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, would it?
Mrs. Bun: I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
Mr. Bun: No need to kick up a fuss, dear; I'll have your Spam. I love it! I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam!
Waitress: Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: In that case, can I have Spam instead?
Waitress: You mean Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam?
Mr. Bun: Yes!
Waitress: Bleurgh!
Mrs. Bun: Why not?!
Waitress: Well, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, would it?
Mrs. Bun: I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
Mr. Bun: No need to kick up a fuss, dear; I'll have your Spam. I love it! I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam!
Waitress: Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: In that case, can I have Spam instead?
Waitress: You mean Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam?
Mr. Bun: Yes!
Waitress: Bleurgh!
[A Hungarian man is reading a badly translated Hungarian-to-English phrase book]
Police Officer: What's going on here?
Hungarian: You have wonderful thighs.
Police Officer: What?
Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William! I cannot wait til' lunchtime!
Police Officer: Right! [arrests the Hungarian]
Hungarian: My nipples explode with delight!
Spam
Police Officer: What's going on here?
Hungarian: You have wonderful thighs.
Police Officer: What?
Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William! I cannot wait til' lunchtime!
Police Officer: Right! [arrests the Hungarian]
Hungarian: My nipples explode with delight!
Spam