Hawkeye Pierce: What does everybody want here? What do these people want more than anything else?
����Trapper John McIntyre: To go home or to Tokyo, whichever comes first.
Hawkeye Pierce: What do they really want?
����Trapper John McIntyre: Sex!
Hawkeye Pierce: Ah!
����Trapper John McIntyre: Except for those baseball perverts.

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