Fat woman: How dare you say that to my face?
Al: I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas!
Al: I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas!
Fat woman : How dare you say that to my face?
Al : I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas!
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