Marcy: [about their dog] Steve, is he really dead?
Steve: Yes, dear.
Marcy: How do you know?
Steve: Well, number one: he didn't respond to any of my commands... And number two: his brains are in the begonias.
Steve: Yes, dear.
Marcy: How do you know?
Steve: Well, number one: he didn't respond to any of my commands... And number two: his brains are in the begonias.
Marcy : [about their dog] Steve, is he really dead?
Steve : Yes, dear.
Marcy : How do you know?
Steve : Well, number one: he didn't respond to any of my commands... And number two: his brains are in the begonias.
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