Law & Order quotes
0 total quotesGreevey: Did you see anything unusual in the neighborhood this morning?
Newspaper Delivery Worker: It's Greenwich Village, man. You tell me.
Newspaper Delivery Worker: It's Greenwich Village, man. You tell me.
Greevey: Do you think a lot of cops are gay?
Logan: No way, man. The department's got a special test. They look you in the eye, and if your left eye blinks before your right eye, they know you're gay. [blinks at Greevey with his left eye]
Logan: No way, man. The department's got a special test. They look you in the eye, and if your left eye blinks before your right eye, they know you're gay. [blinks at Greevey with his left eye]
Greevey: From '80 to '88, Beigal made The Post's 50 Worst Landlords list. Last two years, he's spotless.
Cragen: Maybe he got religion.
Cragen: Maybe he got religion.
Greevey: How many times would you go out with her before you went to bed with her?
Logan: Once. Hey, what do you want, a bedtime story? I'd wait until the honeymoon?
Greevey: Did you ever hear about a new disease they got, called AIDS?
Logan: Did you ever hear of a new invention called condoms?
Logan: Once. Hey, what do you want, a bedtime story? I'd wait until the honeymoon?
Greevey: Did you ever hear about a new disease they got, called AIDS?
Logan: Did you ever hear of a new invention called condoms?
Greevey: I hate horseback riding. Scares the hell out of me.
Logan: Scary for the horse, too.
Logan: Scary for the horse, too.
Greevey: It's easier to bust out of Attica than to leave a hospital without paying.
Greevey: O'Connell will have you believing there's no snakes in Ireland.
Logan: There aren't.
Greevey: Uh, touché.
Logan: There aren't.
Greevey: Uh, touché.
Greevey: That's amazing. I know cops who been in shooting cases that can't remember their badge numbers afterwards. Her husband gets shot, she gets shot, victim of a horrible crime, she remembers every second.
Greevey: What do you think?
Logan: Of a hooker who's got a lawyer looks like he spends more on clothes than I make in a year? I think whoever's paying his bill ought to adopt me.
Logan: Of a hooker who's got a lawyer looks like he spends more on clothes than I make in a year? I think whoever's paying his bill ought to adopt me.
Greevey: What do you want?
Stone: I'd like someone around here to stay on one side of the issue for ten seconds!
Stone: I'd like someone around here to stay on one side of the issue for ten seconds!
Greevey: What if it was just you and Walker, alone in an alley, he had no gun, and was willing to surrender?
Det. Profaci: I'd shoot him in the face.
Det. Profaci: I'd shoot him in the face.
Greevey: You ever hear of Don Quixote?
Stone: Did you ever hear about David and Goliath? And we have God on our side.
Stone: Did you ever hear about David and Goliath? And we have God on our side.
Hotel Worker: Fifty cents! I've been working hotels for 40 years, and I ain't seen a two-bit tip since those Kennedys been in office. You see what I'm getting' at? Then this duke asks me about getting a girl, and I tell him, 'A big tipper like you don't need no girl!'
Ian O'Connell: May I ask you a question, sir? How with the map of Donegal on your mug did you ever end up with a name like Stone?
Stone: Happenstance, sir. Same way you ended up with the name of a real Irish patriot.
Stone: Happenstance, sir. Same way you ended up with the name of a real Irish patriot.
Jack Curry: What gives you the right to decide how I should live the rest of my life?
Stone: Unfortunately, you did. Not once, not twice, but three times.
Stone: Unfortunately, you did. Not once, not twice, but three times.