Freaks and Geeks quotes

72 total quotes



All Seasons
 Season 1  



Ken: I always say, girl plus car equals dead animal.

Ken: I just want to be older so I can go to bars. Everything fun in this world happens in bars.

Ken: Would you quit it, you're making me sick!
Daniel: Why don't you make out with Nicky, and we'll call it a foursome?
Ken: Yeah, why don't you make out with my butt, and we'll call it love?

Kim: Check out the pizza-face dork with the trombone! Why doesn't he just pop those things?
Daniel: I think if he did, he'd die of blood loss.

Kim: Why don't you blow your nose in some bread and make me a sandwich?

Kowchevski: Ladies, this is just for tomorrow's scrimmage. This isn't the last chopper out of Saigon. Can we please just crank down the drama a notch?

Lindsay: All my new friends think I'm some goody-two-shoes and all my old friends think I'm throwing my life away. What the hell am I supposed to do?

Lindsay: Are you copying Ken's homework?
Kim: Trying to. He writes like a mental patient.

Lindsay: God! We used to love Mac Davis, remember?
Millie: Yeah. You used to say you wished you had pillows stuffed with his hair.

Lindsay: I don't know. Rosso's okay. And why would you want to ruin a mailbox?
Ken: I don't know. We gotta blow up something.

Lindsay: Well, my house is so boring looking...so I just wanted to make it look more party-like.
Ken: Well I'll tell you how to make it look more party-like. Point me to the keg.
Nick: Oh yeah.
Lindsay: In the corner.
Ken: Then I am in the corner.

Millie: I heard about what she does in the yearbook darkroom.
Lindsay: What? She does what? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Millie: She does it.
Lindsay: What do you mean, it?
Millie: She fornicates it!

Millie: You're high!
Lindsay: How could you tell?
Millie: I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer.

Mr. Kowchevksi: All right, kids, hurry to class. Last one to class, first one on welfare. It's your choice.

Mr. Kowchevski: Why don't you go pick on someone your own size. There's a bus in the parking lot.