[Basil has just tripped over Sybil's garden gnome behind the reception desk]
Basil: What is this!! What is this doing here?! What is going on here??
Polly: Your wife ordered it. Call O'Reilly.
Basil: That golfing puff-adder?! What does she want a stupid...
Polly: CALL O'REILLY!
Basil: WHAT!?!
Polly: Shall I call him?
Basil: No no I'll do it! I'll call him, you go and see if the roof's still on!

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