Father Dougal: Got the forfeit, Ted!
Father Ted: Oh God...
Father Dougal: Dick said it was an extra-special forfeit, because you were such a big cheatin' bastard.
Father Ted: All right, open it, open it! The tension is killing me!
Father Dougal: Ah don't worry Ted, he probably just wants you to clean his car or some...
Father Ted: What is it!? Break it to me gently!
Father Dougal: All right. [reads] Ted. By this time next week you have to...
Father Ted: What?
Father Dougal: You have to...
Father Ted: What!? [snatches the letter off Dougal, reads it, horrified] Kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!
Father Ted: Oh God...
Father Dougal: Dick said it was an extra-special forfeit, because you were such a big cheatin' bastard.
Father Ted: All right, open it, open it! The tension is killing me!
Father Dougal: Ah don't worry Ted, he probably just wants you to clean his car or some...
Father Ted: What is it!? Break it to me gently!
Father Dougal: All right. [reads] Ted. By this time next week you have to...
Father Ted: What?
Father Dougal: You have to...
Father Ted: What!? [snatches the letter off Dougal, reads it, horrified] Kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!
Father Dougal : Got the forfeit, Ted!
Father Ted : Oh God...
Father Dougal : Dick said it was an extra-special forfeit, because you were such a big cheatin' bastard.
Father Ted : All right, open it, open it! The tension is killing me!
Father Dougal : Ah don't worry Ted, he probably just wants you to clean his car or some...
Father Ted : What is it!? Break it to me gently!
Father Dougal : All right. [ reads ] Ted. By this time next week you have to...
Father Ted : What?
Father Dougal : You have to...
Father Ted : What!? [ snatches the letter off Dougal, reads it, horrified ] Kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!
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