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Doug · Season 1, Episode 1

Doug and Honker Burger Lady in “Doug Bags a Neematoad”

(Approaches Honker Burger Register)

Doug

"Hi, I'd like three double cheeseburgers, one all the way, one no pickles, one no onions, a fish sandwish, four large fries and four grape sodas."

Honker Burger Lady

"What on Earth are you trying to say?"

Doug

"What do you mean?"

Honker Burger Lady

"I can't understand you."

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