Dexter quotes

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Anton: [pauses during sex with Debra] Hey, do you think you could TiVo Jon Stewart for me?
Debra: You're thinking about Jon Stewart?
Anton: Well, he is handsome and funny...

Arthur: [to his victim as he kills her] Shhh, shhh. it's already over. It's already over.

Arthur: Hello, Dexter Morgan.

Deb: Hey you remember me? We used to fuck, you want to have lunch?

Deb: How come you never make the coffee even though you're up first?
Anton: 'Cause I don't want it bad enough to make it.
Deb: I don't even know what to say to that.
Anton: Oh baby, if there was chocolate cake here, I'd eat it, but I sure as hell don't want to bake one.

Deb: I'm starting to think I fucked everyone more than my old man did.

Deb: If you smell me again, I'm going to punch you in the fucking throat.

Debra: [Last words to Frank Lundy] Stay with me.

Debra: It doesn't matter what I do, what I choose. I'm what's wrong!

Dexter: [going after Trinity] It's almost poetic. One serial killer ending the 30-year reign of another.
Debra: Yesterday I had Lundy and Anton and now they are gone because of me. Dexter: You didn't do anything wrong. Debra: It doesn't matter what I do, doesn't matter what I choose. I am what's wrong. And there is nothing I can do about it. If I'm not hurting myself, I'm hurting everyone around me. And there is nothing I can do about it. I am... I am broken! Dexter: You are not. I am

Dexter: [voiceover] Born in blood. Both of us.

Dexter: [voiceover] I should have... No, not should haves, I don't do should haves, that's not me. I just need to stop thinking about it.

Dexter: [voiceover] I wonder if Rita is looking at this same moon, at this same moment. I like that. Connected by light. The Dark Passenger has been fighting against it, to keep me all to himself. But it is my turn now, to get what I want. To embrace my family. And maybe one day not so long from now, I'll be rid of the Dark Passenger. It all begins with a getaway. Time away from the old me. Life doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to be lived

Dexter: [voiceover] The backyard barbecue, it's a holdover from the last Ice Age when food was scarce and men had to work together to take down such a large beast. Those who worked well with others survived and their genes have been passed down through the centuries until they landed here, in this... my community.

Dexter: [voiceover] The danger with community is that those who don't belong are looked upon with suspicion. Those of us who prefer to work by ourselves, the lone wolves, risk being singled out. So I become an expert at blending in, camouflaging myself, being one of the guys.
Dexter: Aster what's that [as Dexter pushes her into the water]
Rita: Dexter, what were you thinking?
Dexter: She was wearing a bathing suit.
Dexter: [voiceover] This blending in thing isn't as easy as it looks.