CSI: NY quotes

Don Flack

Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother.

Stella Bonasera

What time did you get in?

Mac Taylor

I never went home.

Stella

Can't sleep?

Mac

What's sleep?

Mac

You're not a doctor, you're a murderer with a medical degree.

Flack

He's harmless. Think he's all about the dog, you know?

Danny

Good morning, dear.

Stella

Do I have a tail back there?

Danny

Sorry. Good morning, Stella.

Stella

Better.

Mac

I used to sit like this with my wife. Her name was Claire. She died, on 9/11. Nobody saw it coming. I was cleaning out the closet the other day and I found this beach ball. And I remembered it was my wife who blew it up. I never told anybody this, but I got rid of everything that reminded me of Claire; too painful. The one thing I couldn't throw away . . . was that beach ball. Her breath is still in there.

Danny Messer

You hear about that body?

Det. Stella Bonasera

The one by the River Cafe? Yeah, I caught it on the police portable when I was in the shower.

Danny Messer

Why doesn't that surprise me?

Det. Stella Bonasera

The job never stops, Danny.

Danny

No pictures, no personal effects, not a partial, nothing. What's this guy live in, gloves?

Aiden

(shining blacklight on a sheet with semen traces) I'm gettin' all kinds of love over here.

Danny

I think he got tipped off.

Aiden

I think he got off.

Mac

Detective Flack…

Don

Called you the second I got word. Caucasian female, late 20s, no I.D. Some guy jogging his dog found her and called 911. Ran his name… He's harmless. I think he's all about the dog, you know.

Mac

Where is she? [sees the body] Body's in a characteristic position… supine. Legs are crossed over, arms flailed out to her sides. Dump job.

Don

Rape, dump?

Mac

She wasn't killed here. There's no scuff marks on the knees. Nails are intact. It appears putrefaction has set in. She's starting to bloat up a bit. Which could explain the inconsistency of her belt. See the wear? It's two notches off. If the killer re-dressed her, he did it at considerable amount of time after death.

Don

Why would he dress her back up?

Mac

I don't know. What I do know is… he took the time. Someone out there is missing a wife.

Mac Taylor

[to Stella] Use your head, not your heart.

Hey! I didn't do nothing man.

Flack

Yeah? You got steak sauce all over my shoes.

Stella

She was in Central Park.

Mac

Looks like we've got ourselves an 800-acre crime scene.

Mac

Aiden's on rodent patrol, I'm waiting to do a rat-topsy.

Stella

Rape and rats. Worlds apart.

Aiden Burn

NYPD. Crime Scene Investigators.

You people deal with rats?

Aiden Burn

Only when they have eaten our evidence.

Mac Taylor

If this is a joke, I'm not laughing. These bones are real.