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Alexx: Hello, Maxine. Maxine?
Valera: Oh, Dr. Woods!
Alexx: Hi.
Valera: Hi. Uh, sorry. No one here ever calls me by my first name. Almost forgot I had one.

Alexx: His name is Avi Golan, Israeli citizen and look what's listed under occupation.
Horatio: "Import/Export," how organized crime.

Alexx: I work in a morgue. If I say something smells... it smells.

Alexx: Lots of old injuries, scarring, queloids...
Eric: Childhood abuse?
Alexx: Could be, or could just be part of the "Jackass Generation."

Alexx: Nicotine was introduced through the penile tissue... Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Members only."

Alexx: Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.
Speed: Alexx, we just gave the...
Alexx: Timmy, I know.

Alexx: So, this is what a pirate looks like?
Horatio: You were expecting an eye patch?
Alexx: Maybe a shoulder parrot.

Alexx: The guy's a monster. Or he doesn't know his own strength.
Horatio: Well, he's about...to know ours.

Alexx: The maggots devoured the infected tissue surrounding the entrance wound, keeping it clean.
Calleigh: And that's what kept him alive. That's amazing.
Alexx: I think he'd use other words to describe it.

Alexx: There's no bruising around his neck. This baby boy was dead before he played Hangman.

Alexx: This man didn't fall, someone fell on him.
Yelina: All right, so where's the guy who crushed him?
Alexx: You don't fall three stories to get up and run away.
Horatio: You do if you've got something to hide.

Alexx: Unreasonable acts are all I see.
Horatio: Amen to that.

Alexx: We'd have a better chance of finding what isn't broken in this girl. Poor baby, both arms shattered, torso twisted like a corkscrew.

Alexx: What are the odds, huh? 100 people throw golf balls at the site of the death.
Horatio: Those odds are very slim, so the question becomes, was the mob sent to draw us to the crime scene or to destroy it?

Alexx: What d'ya find?
Ryan: The rest of his head.
Alexx: Hey!
Ryan: Yeah?
Alexx: CSI Wolfe, mitts off, honey. Body parts are mine. Stick to the physical evidence!