Jeff: Abed, what's the deal with the hot girl from Spanish class? I can't find a road in there.
Abed: Well, I only talked to her once when she was borrowing a pencil, but... her name is Britta, she's twenty-eight, birthday in October, she has two older brothers, and one of them works with children who have a disorder I might want to look up. Oh, and she thinks she's going to flunk tomorrow's test, so she really needs to focus, and she's sorry if that makes her seem cold.
Jeff: Holy crap. Abed, I see your value now.
Abed: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

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