Feeny: [reading from Eric's one-man play] "There I was on the dusty, dirty highway. The hot wind howled like a kind of howling, hot, windy thing."

Feeny: Eighteen dollars for socks? Come on, man!
Store Owner: They are thermal, they are double-layered, and they are moisture-proof!
Feeny: They're eighteen dollars, and they're socks! I'm a teacher, not a heart surgeon!

Feeny: I trust you've studied for tomorrow's quiz?
Cory: Gutenburg invented the printing press in 1445 and began the spread of ideas and the written word throughout the world. Please don't tell anyone I know that.

Feeny: I'm sure you're all aware of the conflict in Burundi, which is now spilling over into Rwanda and Uganda.
Cory: He's making these names up.
Shawn: He's finally run out of stuff to teach.
Feeny: The Burundian conflict centers on class differences between the poorer Hutus and the richer Tutsis.
Shawn: We're gonna have to put a bag over him and drag him out of the room.
Cory: That way we save his dignity.

Feeny: Might I suggest, for the sake of communal bliss, that you outfit yourselves with one of those two-person sleeping bags that are currently on sale at Kendall's?
Alan: George, you rascal!
Feeny: I go camping...I don't fish...You do the math.

Feeny: What are you doing in Beantown?
Eric: Hiding from you; and I fail. Why must you stalk me so?

Frankie: I am here with a heavy heart to reveal that somebody has something he would like to return to you.
[Herman steps up and pulls a shampoo bottle from behind his back.]
Chet: Of all the valuable things we have in this trailer, and you steal our shampoo? What kind of little weird thief are you?
Herman: I am sorry for my transgression and the betrayal of your trust. With that said, I return your Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.
Chet: [smelling Herman's hair] You used some, didn't you?
Herman: I am shamefaced.

Kelly: Diana is the baby-sitter.
Eric: Ooh, role-playing. Okay, I wanna be the commander-in-chief of the allied armies.

Mary Beth: You're a sensitive guy.
Cory: Yeah, well, I wear a lot of light colors, so...
Season 5

Mr.Mac: Shawn, it's obviously been a very stressful day for you and I think you should come back to the center.
Shawn: Yeah, I think I should too.
Cory: What?
Shawn: I want to pick up my things and then if its okay, come back and stay with you guys.
Amy: Yeah, it's okay.
Mr.Mac: Shawn....
Shawn: You know, I see you right in front of me and I hear what you have to say..and its nothing.And I was an empty person who had nothin' to believe in, I might go with you.Because that would be easy. Well, I'm done with easy. And I'm done with you.

Shawn: [in Turner's hospital room] Jon, how could you be in here? How could you screw up on your bike? I've never seen you screw up on anything.I'm the screw up remember? Come on, you remember. Don't do this to me John.I don't do alone real good. [Looks at Turner's heart monitor] Look, I know you're in there, but it's like you're not really here.You're not talking, but I know you're here so I'm gonna talk and you can listen.John, even when I was at the center, it was all the things you taught me that made me wonder if it was the right place for me or not.But you didn't teach me enough.You and Cory, and my parents, and the Matthews, and the handful of people who really care about me! So don't blow me off John! Don't blow me off God! I've never asked you for anything and I've never wanted to come to you like this, but don't take Turner away from me, he's not done yelling at me yet.
God you're not talking, but I know you're here so I'm gonna talk and you can listen.God I don't want to be empty inside anymore.

Shawn: Cor, I can't be here.This is too intense.
Topanga: For all of us, Shawn.But this is life and this is what's happening right now.
Shawn: I need Mr.Mac.
Topanga: No! He can't help you with this. Shawn, what is the matter with you?
Shawn: I-I don't know..But I can't look at him like this.
[Shawn tries to leave, Cory slams the door shut and blocks his path]

Shawn: Cory, come on, let me go.
Cory: No!
Shawn: Cory, let me go!
[Shawn tries to leave again, Cory stops him and pulls him into a hug]

Shawn: All right. I always felt like there was this... hole in me, like I wasn't done, you know? And everyone could see it.
Turner: I never saw that! If you'd just told me maybe I could have --
Shawn: Let's not dwell on what people did or didn't do for me.
Turner: Yes! Let's dwell on that!

Shawn: Mr. Feeny, you're on my side?
Feeny: Frightening, isn't it?