Shawn: Tell me something. How do you ask a girl out?
Cory: Simple. You open the door and say, "Get out, you're bothering me."
Shawn: No, like, on a date.
Cory: Well, Eric uses the shotgun approach. He just keeps dialing random numbers until he hears the word "yes."
Shawn: Sounds like a lot of work.
Cory: Yeah, and after all that, what have you got? A girl! What's the point?

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