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S2 E2The Mother and Child in the Bay

New boyfriend spending a lot of time with your son?

Yeah. So, you got any new information for me Bones?

(referring to Parker) I'm sorry.

Yeah, there's no need.

It must be hard, not being able to see him when you want to.

See, this is information that I already know, Bones. Why don't you, let's say we just discuss the case, hm?

(sees that he's upset) Sure.

You know, I'm his father. Parker knows that. I mean, that's, that's what's important, not some stupid trip to the zoo.

No, absolutely.

Right.

Yeah.

Done.

Of course.

Boom.

(about the main suspect) Looks like he's not walking this time Seeley.

Ironic, since he's running now.

'Angela: Hodgins, you know Booth is bigger than you, right?

Right. (looks at Booth) Wasn't your fault, dude.

(Booth and Brennan in the car on their way to the crime scene)

I don't see why I couldn't drive.

Cause you're agitated.

No, I am not.

You know what? You've turned this into a competition between you and Cam.

I just like to be first on the scene, that's all, to protect the evidence.

She's not going to disturb anything.

No, it's all tissue and blood and DNA with her. She doesn't appreciate the skeletal system. You can take the I70, it'll be quicker.

Booth': Don't backseat drive, ok?

Haha, I think I know who's agitated.

Someone is annoying me, ok? That's different.

'Brennan: Your ex.

Huh?

That's who's annoying you. (teasingly) Because she has a new man in her life.

That's funny, you know, ok. I am concerned about my son. I wanna know what kind of guy this new boyfriend is and you know what? If she's not gonna tell me, I'll find out on my own.

You're gonna run a background check on him?

You have kids and we'll talk.

That's a lot to ask for a little conversation.

And I'm supposed to know who that is?

Yeah. Disappeared a year ago, she was pregnant? Oh come on, Bones, you have to get a TV. Oh, hey, or at least, hey, thumb through a People to check out things.

Was it in the Journal of Forensic Anthropology?

Oh, you know, I forgot to renew my subscription. You know Bones, you really need to take up some other interest.

Well, I'm reading Ted Gioia's History of Jazz, was she mentioned in there? Or maybe in McGee's Science and Lore of the Kitchen. Or perhaps I should develop an interest in the mainstream media's exploitation of crimes for their entertainment value.

(amused) You know, that's amazing Bones, you can be really snotty sometimes.

The knife is consistent with the one that caused the wounds. We've fitted it with an instrumented blade that will give us a digital readout of the Newton meters of each stab.

It's a dual-mass drop system.

Cliff notes version: We all stab. One of us is the killer.

Thank you!

Sort of like a real creepy party game.

Do you want children?

What?

Children?

Maybe, if I can find one that sleeps late and cleans. Does this apply to the case in any way?

No, just curious. Most people think it's odd when a woman doesn't want children but obviously, you don't.

Are you pregnant?

No! I'm not.

Why are you looking at me?

Well as long as you're not leaving the lab every two minutes to pee...

No intention of it.

So all this back and forth was for nothing. Good to know.

The last place I worked had a drunk sketch artist...

It's beautiful here.

Yeah, you know that's important for a murder.

(to Hodgins) Dozing off Hodgepodge.

There was a dead fish under the plastic.

Ooo and it's not even my birthday.

I love being a hero.

A heroine.

Mmm, sounds too druggie. I'm going with hero.

Don't we have some stabbing to do?

Yes. I hate my job.

Committing yourself to one person isn't in the interest of the species. I mean, you have multiple partners.

Don't say it like that - I date.

The notion of a committed relationship, it's fantasy. Look at Booth. Fighting with his ex, his son caught in the middle.

We make our lives out of chaos and hope. And love. Someday you'll meet somebody.

I don't need anything more than what I have now.

Talk about a fantasy.

Let's just hand the prosecutor what she needs so I can have a nice weekend knocking back shots and playing poker.

Yeah, that should motivate us.

Woo! Seems to be a lot of Gamophyta!

Is that good?

I won't know until I compare it to the samples in the lab.

Then why did you act so excited?

I guess I just like Gamophyta.

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