Beverly Hills, 90210 quotes

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Brenda: Mom, have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected?
Cindy: Honey, goes with the territory of being a teenager.
Brenda: Along with hormone hell. Bad driving. Classes that don't relate to life.

Brenda: Mom, these performance-oriented coffeehouses are really happening, I mean I really felt a part of it.
Cindy: Right, is this button crooked?
Jim: No, it's fine
Brenda: And Dad I'm pregnant.
[Jim and Cindy look up at Brenda in shock.]
Brenda: Just testing.

Brenda: Nobody's here?
Dylan: [turning off television] Just me and Oprah.

Brenda: So I'm thinking of going blonde again. Or maybe bald, you know, go for that Sinéad look.
Dylan: What?
Brenda: You haven't heard a word I've said.

Brenda: So, who else is in his class anyway?
Brandon: I don't know, uh, Andrea, Donna, Steve Sanders...
Brenda: Dylan McKay?
Brandon: No, he's too smart to take this class.
Brenda: Or too busy chasing blondes?
Brandon: What are you talking about?
Brenda: I just don't understand why every guy's dream girl has to have hair like Daryl Hannah and a body like Kim Basinger.
Brandon: Bren, I'm trying to study here.
Brenda: Well excuse me for living.

Brenda: The power to persuade someone to buy something they didn't even know they wanted in the first place, there's nothing like it in the world.

Brenda: To be a bitch, or not to be a bitch. That is the question.
Brandon: I wouldn't say you've been a bitch. Then again...you haven't said a word to him and he has been here all day.

Brenda: Uh oh.
Brandon: What's wrong?
Brenda: You've got that look this morning.
Brandon: What look?
Brenda: That "Come on baby, light my fire" kind of a look.

Brenda: What color is it supposed to be again?
Kelly: Uh, blue for positive, red for negative.
Brenda: It's green.
Kelly: That's impossible.
Donna: Well, maybe that means twins or something.
Brenda: Donna, that's not funny.
Kelly: Let me see.
Donna: I wanna see.
Kelly: Mmm, it's kind of a pinkish green.
Brenda: Donna, what color does it look like to you?
Donna: Honestly? St. Patrick's Day.
Brenda: I can't believe this. I wait to have sex with the guy that I love, I act responsibly, I take every precaution, and I'm green.

Brenda: What is that?
Brandon: It's my lucky hat!
Brenda: I'm sorry Brandon, but that is one nerdy-looking thing.
Brandon: Come on, I think it's cool.
Brenda: Well, maybe to a beaver!

Brenda: You scared me.
Dylan: It was awesome.
Brenda: Yeah, really awesome. Look at you. You're lucky to be alive.
Dylan: I'm fine. You look like an angel.

Brenda: You're going to the beach club tonight?
Cindy: One of your father's clients has invited us to join.
Brenda: The Beverly Hills beach club?
Cindy: Mmhmm, they're having a big party to honor prospective members.
Brenda: [to Grandma on phone] Hold on. [to Cindy] The Beverly Hills beach club where Brandon works?
Cindy: Mmhmm, isn't that a hoot?!
Brenda: [to phone] Granny hold on. [to Cindy] Does Brandon know that you're going there tonight?
Cindy: Yeah. Why don't you join us?
Brenda: Oh, no, no, I can't, um...I'm talking to Grandma.

Brenda: [talking to Brandon] Well, whatever gets you through the night, right? I mean, isn't that what you always say?
Dylan: That's what I always say.
Brenda: Hi, I didn't see you.
Dylan: I saw you...

Bryan Abrams: I was thinking you might like a pass, you can come check out the show later on.
Kelly: Oh. No, I couldn't, really.
Bryan Abrams: Aww, come on
Kelly: Well, I have 3 friends. Could I get 4?
Bryan Abrams: Ok, you talked me into it. Come on. I'll get you as many as you need. I got 3 friends too.

Christine: You know who Steve reminds me of? Richard Gere in the movie Pretty Woman.
Brenda: And you're Julia Roberts, right?
Christine: Why not?
Brenda: Because she was a prostitute.