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Currahee

[Addressing whole platoon.] You people are at the position of attention! [To Perconte] Private Perconte, have you been blousing your trousers over your boots like a paratrooper?

No, sir.

Then explain the creases at the bottom.

No excuse, sir.

Volunteering for the Parachute Infantry is one thing, Perconte, but you've got a long way to prove that you belong here. Your weekend pass is revoked. [moves on] Name?

Luz, George.

[examining Luz's M1 rifle] Dirt in the rear sight aperture. Pass revoked. [walks over to another soldier] When did you sew on these Chevrons, Sergeant Lipton?

Yesterday, sir.

[displays a loose thread pulled from the stripe] Long enough to notice this – revoked.

Sir. [Sobel walks over to another soldier.]

Name.

Malarkey, Donald G!

Malarkey is slang for "bullshit," isn't it? [takes his rifle]

Yes, sir!

Rust on the butt-plate hinge spring, Private Bullshit – revoked. [tosses his rifle at Malarkey and moves on] Name.

Liebgott, Joseph, D, sir.

Rusty bayonet, Liebgott. You want to kill Germans?

Yes, sir.

[knocks his helmet with the bayonet] Not with this. [to the whole platoon] I will not take this rusty piece of shit to war, and I will not take you to war in your condition. [throws bayonet to the ground] Now thanks to these men and their infractions, every man in the company who had a weekend pass has lost it. Change into your PT gear. We're running Currahee.

[to Lt. Winters, as Easy Company is marching one Friday night] Sir, we got nine companies, sir.

That we do.

Well, how come we’re the only company marching every Friday night, twelve miles, full pack, in the pitch dark?

Why do you think, Private Randleman?

Lieutenant Sobel hates us, sir!

[pauses a moment] Lieutenant Sobel does not hate Easy Company, Private Randleman – he just hates you! [the rest of Easy Company laughs]

Thank–you–sir!

[After the 12–mile evening march, all the soldiers of Easy Company empty their canteens. Pvt. Christenson's canteen empties very quickly. Sobel notices]

Who is that?! Christenson! There is no water in your canteen! You drank from your canteen!

CChristenson

Sir, I–

Lt. Winters!

Sir?

Was this man asked to not drink from his canteen during the evening march?

He was, sir.

Pvt. Christenson, you have disobeyed a direct order! You will refill your canteen and repeat all 12 miles of the march immediately!

CChristenson

Yes, sir.

FALL OUT! [fuming, Sobel walks back to Winters] What in the name of God are you doing with my company? You're late and you allowed troopers to disobey direct orders.

No excuse, sir.

You're making me look bad, Lieutenant. This is not Dog Company, this is not Fox Company, this–this is Easy Company. And under my command, this is going to be the first and finest company in this regiment. I want the names of six men, their infractions and your disciplinary recommendations on my desk by 0130, is that clear?

What infractions, sir?

Find some.

Sobel's a genius. I had a headmaster in prep school who was just like him. I know the type.

Lew, Michelangelo's a genius. Beethoven's a genius.

You know a man in this company who wouldn't double-time Currahee with a full pack just to piss in that man's morning coffee?

Eh, I like Winters, he's a good man. But when the bullets start flyin', I don't know if I want a Quaker doing my fighting for me.

GGordon

How do you know he's a Quaker?

He ain't Catholic.

Neither is Sobel.

That prick's a Son of Abraham.

What?

He's a Jew.

I'm a Jew.

Congratulations, get your nose outta my face.

[Liebgott attacks Guarnere]

[After hearing of Sobel's court martial of Winters, the NCO's of Easy Company meet and prepare to turn in their stripes in protest]

Now, if we are all going to go through with this, we all have to be aware of the consequences.

I don't care about the consequences.

John. We could be lined up against a wall and shot. Now, I'm ready to face that. And the rest of you better be, too.

[All the NCO's are silent for a few moments; Guarnere looks pointedly at Lipton.]

[Regarding Sobel] I will not follow that man into combat.

Me neither.

[The other NCO's all nod in agreement.]

Alright, then. Let's do it.

[All the NCO's take individual pieces of paper and pencils. Guarnere dictates what all of them write]

"I hereby...no longer wish to serve...as a Non-Commissioned Officer...in Easy Company." [they each then sign their individual papers and hand them to Lipton]

Alright then. Good luck. [leaves to take the papers to Col. Sink]

CSCol. Sink

I ought to have you all shot! This is nothing less than an act of mutiny while we prepare for the goddamn invasion of Europe! Sergeant Harris.

SHSgt. Harris

Sir.

CSCol. Sink

Turn in your stripes, collect your gear. You are hereby transferred out of my regiment.

SHSgt. Harris

Sir.

CSCol. Sink

Get out. Sergeant Ranney.

SRSgt. Ranney

Sir.

CSCol. Sink

Consider yourself lucky; I'm only busting you to private. As for the rest of you, we are on the brink of the largest invasion in the history of warfare, which leaves me no choice... but to spare your lives. All of you men have disgraced the 101st Airborne! Now get out of my office and get out of my sight. [the paratroopers salute] Get!

These men have been through the toughest training the Army has to offer, under the worst possible circumstances, and they volunteered for it.

Christ, Dick, I was just shooting craps with them.

You know why they volunteered? Because they knew that the man in the foxhole next to them would be the best. Not some draftee who's going to get them killed.

Are you ticked because they like me? Because I'm spending time to get to know my soldiers? I mean, c'mon, you've been with them for two years? I've been here for six days.

You were gambling, Buck.

So what? Soldiers do that. I don't deserve a reprimand for it.

What if you'd won?

What?

What. If. You'd. Won? Never put yourself in a position where you can take from these men.

Day of Days

So, you're a radioman?

Yes, sir. Well, I was, until I lost my radio in the jump. I'm sure I'll get chewed out for that.

Well, if you were in my regiment, I would tell you that you were a rifleman first and a radioman second.

Yes, sir. Maybe you can say that to my CO when we find him...if we find him.

[Soldiers from Easy Company & 82nd Airborne are gathering weapons and ammunition from dead American and German soldiers]

Hey, I promised my baby brother I'd fetch him back a Luger, so I get first dibs, okay? [to an 82nd soldier] Check that one.

[Loud wooshes erupt overhead]

It's the navy.

The landings have started. Let's go.

[looks at his watch] Right on time.

Yeah? [points to a dead American paratrooper] Well, tell him that, Cowboy.

My name's Hall.

Is that so?

Where you hit, Pop?

PWPopeye Wynn

I can't believe I fucked up; my ass, sir.

Your ass? [Lt. Compton checks his wound] Holy shit.

[Hall and other members of Able Company come to help Easy]

Hiya, Cowboy!

Shut your fucking Guinea trap, Gonorrhea!

[Pauses, then smiles] He's alright, that kid!

Let the Krauts cook their own goddamn food. How are we doing, Malarkey?

We're doing good.

Yeah? What the hell do you know about cooking; you're Irish.

Sir, if you have a reservation someplace else, I'd be happy to go with you.

[Guarnere opens the flap]

Ooh, Christ, gimme some air.

[Winters shows up]

Whoo. Did something just die in here?

Yeah, Malarky's ass.

Any word on Lieutenant Meehan yet, sir?

No, not yet.

Don't that make you our commanding officer, sir?

Yeah, it does.

Sir? [offers Winters a bottle of wine]

Joe, the Lieutenant don't drink.

[Takes the bottle] It's been a day of firsts. [drinks, then hands bottle to Guarnere] Don't you think, Guarnere?

[pause] Yes, sir.

Carry on.

[He starts to leave, then turns back to Guarnere]

Oh, and Sergeant?

Sir?

I'm not a Quaker. [leaves]

[the men laugh]

Hey, if he's from Lancaster County, he's probably a Mennonite.

What's a Mennonite?

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