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Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Characters

Master ShakeDana Snyder · 394 quotes MeatwadDave Willis · 334 quotes FrylockCarey Means · 329 quotes CarlDave Willis · 195 quotes IIgnignokt30 quotes ErrMatt Maiellaro · 27 quotes OglethorpeAndy Merrill · 26 quotes EmoryMike Schatz · 20 quotes Cybernetic GhostMatt Maiellaro · 12 quotes TurkatronMatt Maiellaro · 12 quotes Dr. WeirdC. Martin Croker · 11 quotes SteveC. Martin Croker · 11 quotes Happy-Time HarryDavid Cross · 10 quotes Schoolly DSchoolly D · 10 quotes MarkulaMatt Maiellaro · 9 quotes Willie NelsonTom Scharpling · 9 quotes Bert BananaDavid Cross · 7 quotes RMRice Mascot7 quotes Wisdom CubeJon Schnepp · 7 quotes Bart OatesBart Oates · 6 quotes Hand Banana6 quotes RDRobot Dad6 quotes Boxy Brown5 quotes DPD.P5 quotes EzekialPatton Oswalt · 5 quotes Mortimer MangoH. Jon Benjamin · 5 quotes RandyMatt Maiellaro · 5 quotes Tammy TangerineKristen Schaal · 5 quotes Tree Judge5 quotes AngelPaul F. Tompkins · 4 quotes BWBilly Witch Doctor4 quotes Little Brittle4 quotes MC Pee PantsMC Chris · 4 quotes MMeatwads4 quotes MothmonstermanH. Jon Benjamin · 4 quotes Mr. Wong Burger4 quotes Santa Claus4 quotes LSir Loin4 quotes Www.yzzerdd.comTodd Hanson · 4 quotes Dante3 quotes DDrew3 quotes Dusty GozongasScott Thompson · 3 quotes Jiggle Billy3 quotes John KrukJohn Kruk · 3 quotes Larry MillerLarry Miller · 3 quotes NNarrator3 quotes PaulShawn Coleman · 3 quotes RKRobot Kids3 quotes TerryVincent Pastore · 3 quotes VThe Voice3 quotes Tree Stenographer3 quotes Zakk WyldeZakk Wylde · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Master Shake & Meatwad (201), Master Shake & Frylock (198), Meatwad & Frylock (169)

S1Rabbot

Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare!

Uh, Dr. Weird —

Behold...

I thought that grant was for somewhat to cure diseases, and ….

The grant?! What is that?!

Dyuhhh ….

Shut up. Behold! The Rabbot! [The door lifts up and reveals Dr. Weird's monstrous fifty-foot Rabbot]

But, Dr. Weird —

Now bring me my large French perfume and spray him in the eyes, because that's how it happened to me! [The Rabbot's face is sprayed with a giant bottle of French perfume] Now you feel pretty, don't you? Wa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! [The Rabbot hops out the door and toward the lab wall] The Rabbot! My creation! [The Rabbot smashes through the lab wall and Steve jumps out from behind his hiding spot behind the desk.]

What has science doooone?

[the Rabbot hops down the street and proceeds to jump on top of Carl's car, effectively destroying it.]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN' CAR?!

Good morning, Carl. How's it goin'?

Oh yeah, good mornin' to you there, Mr. Food Monster, this is how it's goin'. Look at my frickin' car. It is crushed...to bajesus and back.

Have you gotten any estimates?

Ah, for the love of--I just found it this way.

Carl...

I just walked out here, for frickin' sake!

Hey Carl, its okay...it's cool man, I'm a detective. Clear the crime scene and let me think...meteors did it! That'll be $20.

Hey, Carl.

Great, we got the Fryman up here.

I have not called for you, Frylock. What are you doing here?

I live here.

Well, quit hovering. I am the leader!

Man, your car is messed up! How are you going to get to work, Carl?

I work out of the home.

Frylock, send Carl to work, then we shall solve this mystery and make $20.

I work out of the home. Do not point that fry thing at me.

Quickly, Carl, the ray is upon you. Where do you work?

I done told ya, I work out of the home! Now stop with the Freak Beam!

Send Carl to the home then!

To the home!

STAY OUT OF MY POOL!! [Frylock beams Carl up and drops him flat on his back on his roof] Ow, my hip!

Okay, that'll be $20.

So, what now, Shake?

We shall solve the mystery from Carl's pool!

: OH, NO, DON'T GOT TO MY POOL!!!

Goin' to the bank!

[in Carl's pool]

This is a fun pool. I do like splashing.

Yes, playing is for pleasure. We should have a pool. Make us one from the sky. I command it.

[sarcasm] Yeah, yeah, I'll do that.

Seriously, I do command it

I wonder who killed Carl's car.

A car cannot be "killed"! It was murdered by someone who is jealous of Carl's ability to drive. JEALOUSY is the motivation!

[Meatwad is dancing, before Master Shake jumps on Meatwad's boom-box and destroys it.]

Dancing is forbidden!

How did you get back there?! That's for salespersons only. I want to get back there. Get me back there!

[Meatwad changes shape into a bridge over the sales counter.]

Here. Take the Meat Bridge! It's right here!

Meat Bridge? No.

[Master Shake smashes a hole in sales counter.]

Fine. Don't take the Meat Bridge.

Does it LOOK like I'm OK?! Stand back, and I shall destroy him! SHAKE POWER ACTIVATE! [Shake huffs and puffs and excretes a glob of milkshake onto the road]] Now come over here and slip on it, if you dare, rabbit!

I have called this meeting to say that downtown is no longer safe.

[Cut to the Rabbot who is still causing havoc in the city]

So, in short, we need to pick some new restaurants and night clubs.

GET OUTTA MY FRICKIN' POOL!

S1Escape From Leprauchpolis

Gentlemen! I have created... this thing!

What is it?

I don't know. Stand over here.

Uh, you mean right here? (gets catapulted by a rainbow into the sky)

It WORKS! I am one can short of a six pack! Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[in the pool for the first time] Master Shake said it would dissolve me and then I would get clogged in the filter and then beavers would come and eat me. But that hasn't happened yet!

Look, I have a brain! (pause) I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet!

Yeah, man. He took his brain out. It's cool!

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