Willie: ALF, I am sorry that you cannot watch Psycho, but if you can promise me you will stay in the bedroom and not make noise, then I will consider next time that you may babysit Brian when Kate and I are out. I got you a jigsaw puzzle.
ALF: It's broken!
Willie: The idea is you are supposed to put it back together.
ALF: I did not break it!
Willie: I also got the newest issue of your favorite comic book, Shanna, Mistress of the Universe.
ALF: I don't want Shanna. I want Mrs. Bates.

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