Dick: You'll only have to perform the most basic of tasks. You've sent out mail before.
Harry: Nope.
Dick: Well, you've stapled before...
Harry: I have not.
Dick: Surely you've used a paperclip.
Harry: Oh! You mean those cotton things you put in your ears?
Dick: Harry, how many fingers am I holding up?
Harry: Two!
Dick: You're hired.

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